Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

The Easiest Way to Lower Cortisol, According to a Longevity Expert - Vogue

(1) STRAPON.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

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(3) VIBRATOR.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

Century-Long Study Reveals Startling Differences in Life Expectancy Across U.S. States - SciTechDaily

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(5) LINGERIE.

Exactly When Apple Will Launch iPhone 17 And iPhone 17 Pro - Forbes

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Aged neurons don’t respond normally to stress: Study - Parkinson's News Today

(2) DILDO.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

(1) XNXX

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(3) XHAMSTER

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(4) CONDOM.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(2) YOUPORN.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,